He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
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I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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