have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Houston, we have a blender
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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