I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
