you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
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Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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