She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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