I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
My pussy is not your playground.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
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I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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