i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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