I'm jealous of your bromance
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
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I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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