yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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