Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
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So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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