Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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