So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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