I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
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Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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