I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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