Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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