And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize