Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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