wake up i wanna do it froggy style
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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