u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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