And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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