You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
