she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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