people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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I just had sex on a roof
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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