brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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