Soap is not a condiment
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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