we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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