roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
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I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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