PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
sex in a hospital.. check
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
