just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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