he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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