what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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