i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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