Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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