My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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