Bea Arthur died! :(
Big bird passed.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.