I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT