So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
There r osticjed everywhere
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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