he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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