I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
20 People Confess What It’s Really Like To Live Under Sharia Law
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
21 Texts That Prove All the Magic Happens in Parking Lots
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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