Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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