I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
vagina is talking i cant
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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