Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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