absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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