oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I cut my penus on the lid.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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