On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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