wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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