How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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