Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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