Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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