gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
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she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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