woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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