good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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