I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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