We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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