Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
We need to get me chipped asap
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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