omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
