Whod you bang
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
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She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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